I asked the Lord to tell me

Why my house is such a mess.

He asked if I’d been ‘computering’,

And I had to answer ‘yes.’

He told me to get off my fanny,

And tidy up the house.

And so I started cleaning up…

The smudges off my mouse.

I wiped and shined the topside.

That really did the trick….

I was just admiring my good work.

I didn’t mean to ‘click.’

But click, I did, and oops – I found

A real absorbing site

That I got SO way into it –

I was into it all night.

Nothing’s changed except my mouse..

It’s very, very shiny.

I guess my house will stay a mess….

While I sit here on my hiney.

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